Sucks that we now have to think about words before using them, right?

Nowhere. You read this nowhere before. You're a right dunderhead if you think Chris Bosh is either injury-prone or a liability on defense.

Asked about his least favorite part of the season Johnson said, "Definitely two-a-days."

Lots of great people, all of whom were needlessly kind to me. It was what Grantland should have been.

You must not have friends who do this for a living, or friends.

While NBA officials advocate pulling out, NBA groupies continue to assure the players, "Don't worry. I'm totally on the pill. Honest."

Mrs OBG and I used to become giddy when Little OBG left for summer camp. Similar sentiment, I imagine.

The awful burnout presence of Kristen Stewart is easily cancelled out by the greatness of Anne Hathaway and Brie Larson.

Amaro: [Stares at left hand with phone in it]
Amaro: [Stares]
Amaro: [Stares]
Amaro: Ring.
Amaro: [Continues staring at left hand]
Amaro: [Stares]
Amaro: [Stares]
Amaro: C'mon. Ring. Ring.
Amaro: [Continues staring]
Amaro: [Stares harder]
Amaro: [Stares as if trying to bore hole through left hand]
Amaro: RING. RING! RINGRINGRING!
…

Don't be so hard on yourself pal.

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

Such bullshit. I'm sure his dick can flop just fine on its own.

"Hey cutie, thanks for comi - Oh my god is there a fantasy football DRAFT in here? Haha, just a little 'erect nipple humor' for ya, but seriously, you replied to this Craigslist ad and we're seriously contemplating murder."

"The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old."

WHOOPDIE FUCKIN' DOO. Boehner's only said "no" in 15 years of interviews.

The only way this group is "grass roots" is that at its foundation is one fucked up Creed.

Finch: [Signs with Twins]

Reminds me of my ex-wife. She never had a good explanation for blowing things, either.

Cardinals PR writer: [Picks up tablet]
Cardinals PR writer: [Writes "Practicing balance and agility drills"]
Cardinals PR writer: [Deletes]
Cardinals PR writer: [Writes "Developing new swim move"]
Cardinals PR writer: [Deletes]
Cardinals PR writer: [Writes "Spiritual sabbatical studying Holy Spirit"]
Cardinals PR writer:…

Sloth or entropy, I got Tyrone Slothrop.