My preference would be for Deadspin to do more gambling stuff, and zero fantasy sports stuff forever. In fact, my preference would be for Deadspin's general stance to be that fantasy sports are bad and should be abolished. It's possible that I'm completely unreasonable about that.

Kinja is a sandwich.

Oh, if you could pull something like that off, that would be pretty well-received, I'd imagine.

Dwight Howard is on a plush leather sofa in his mansion watching Sponge Bob Square Pants with some kids from the neighborhood. He's still in his pajamas despite it being the middle of the afternoon. Also, he just farted, which he thought was hilarious. Dwight sees this dunk video on his iPad, adorned with Pokemon and Y…

Listen, if you truly want my specific ideal site it would be:

You do? I'm surprised. I guess I never thought of Deadspin in the same way as ESPN, CBSSports or Yahoo. You can get all the results you want there, or the league sites.

I guess, on the other hand, if you want to keep people from needing to visit those sites, then, yeah, you could run scores/boxscores/standings.…

I think in terms of breadth of coverage, SBNation's model is currently the most successful. Sub-blogs devoted to the tribalism of specific teams certainly cuts away a lot of the vitriol found on, um, other sports sites with more general appeal.

LaRussa knows all about cheating. He often went beer before hard and, somehow, still ended up in the clear.

A Yahoo! Sports writer (now with USA Today) harangued relentlessly by know-it-all pricks such as yourself.

Why don't you go back to threatening Chris Chase.

Remember people, Alzheimer's is no joke, which is why I expect there to be a shitload of discussion about it here in the Deadspin comments.

Pictured (L to R): Hair club for men membership.

I'm not condoning what Russia is doing, but we should be doing more to prevent them from being provoked.

Stephen A may never have laid a hand on a woman, but it's quite obvious from this series of tweets that he's killed a medium.

well as Stephen A. thinks

Weird. I can't believe that she's never seen the show before.

Similarly, Dick Cheney signs everything with "♥ # 2"

How people find a way to turn Olbermann saying what needs to be said to millions of viewers into some sort of personal crisis over agreeing with Olbermann baffles me. He's making good commentary. Whether that somehow fails your personal vendetta against the guy is irrelevant and altogether selfish.