His real value comes off the court when Sacramento tests whether or not their new stadium's throne is truly fit for a King.

I think you've done just fine in the past. Heck, I'd even say you had yourself a conscience and have proven yourself a fine young man. So no need to apologize for a thing.

God bless you, Greg Howard.

Nicely done, Benoit.

That shit goes on all the time and it's fucked up. I'm, in context of what you wrote, unmistakably a minority, and I've had strangers, friends, co-workers and even supervisors straight up tell racist jokes about my race to me. I don't get it, but I can't think of how anyone can be so brazen as to think it's an…

Jenny Lewis came out with a new album. This is one of the better things that happened this week.

Man, this is a complicated issue for sure, but I think one thing we can all agree on is that if it ends with an 'R,' you should definitely have to pay some booty.

Hee!

Catcher/Pitcher Baker is also an apprentice candlestick maker.

Cabrera: [Chops down tree at age 7]

Had some free time on my hands this weekend, so I made a Gravity's Rainbow personality quiz. It's useless, but hell, it might be a good bit of fun. I don't know. Only flaw I can see is that it doesn't tell you which character from Friends you most closely resemble. Anyway here's the link if you're interested.

Gambling and fantasy not so much.

YOUR MOM IS AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE!

Smith: [Stands alone, surrounded with nothing but dirt for miles]

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Gomez later wore the costume to the Renaissance wing of the local art museum and was jumped by a security guard.

What about the frequency with which the NY Times uses 'fart,' 'poop' and 'butt?' Doesn't do anything for ya'?

On a day where the NFL basically confirmed that it hates women, on which Deadspin did a fine job of covering, you were also treated to:

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Ha!