Just found out about this bit of news on the radio yesterday. Suppose it's been around for a few months now, the news, but it warrants mentioning again.

Ha!

Ha! +1

You can understand the confusion when you consider members of both websites have penalties marked off in yardage.

This is great. +1

Guy's not as dumb as he looks. If the Sixer's don't win it this season he still has another cheek for 2016.

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T.S. Eliot wrote that 'April is the cruelest month.' There's been volumes written about what he meant by that. Was he talking about some conflicted repose of spring? That April brings about hope for new life, a hope that is temporal; perpetuating year after year, rendering hope, however false it may seem as…

I'm not so much worried about getting through it. Plus, I'll be taking the train in. It's that I'll likely miss my clients surgery because of it. His health is largely why I don't take time off of work.

I've been summoned a few times, but this is the first time I've actually had to report. I'm a bit curious about the whole process, to be honest, but it's not worth me missing work to find out. Not because of the money, I still get paid from my employer (so long as I cough up the 40 bucks per day I get for serving),…

Dammit. Got summoned for jury duty tomorrow. I've taken a total of four days off since 2008, so I'm a bit apprehensive about missing an entire day. And it's for a federal trial, so I think if I get selected there's the possibility that it could be some time, as in more than a day. Since I live in Illinois, I'm betting…

Before the assault John Nathans' name was actually just Johnathan.

Can't leave out these gents:

"It's just what Toby would have wanted."

Dwyane Wade wrote a letter explaining why he opted out of his contract. Fittingly, he used 'Dingbats.'

I've got to counter with this as ultimate the Joy Division fanboy song.

In honor of Argentina moving on, here's one from El Polaco himself.

This fella's first tattoo was just a harmless, little marijuana leaf on his bicep.

Answer: Some asshole who creates a bullshit burner account, contributing absolutely nothing but a tired, rhetorical question, thinking he's clever, but really, is just an asshole and doesn't realize most people are here for the fun of it, but fuck it, that guy couldn't come up with his own joke, so why not shit on…

As a good friend of mine might put it, this story is a good story.