I don't know. This is a pretty stupid shot:

Where I was this guy was still alive and the music world was better off. My friend lived in a commune with him and Frank Zappa. Turns out he was a really asshole. Captain Beefheart not Frank Zappa. Also, questionable if he was a real Captain. Also, my friend is insane and kind of an asshole too, so her opinion of…

No. Stole Mariano Rivera's Food. Done.

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That's no upper-body injury, he clearly has bad case of Schenn splints.

Putting Beagle in the doghouse for somebody else's misconduct; that is not how you practice good Wilson.

Oh, well why didn't you just say so in the first place. Now I just feel stupid. I was thinking of this guy the whole time:

I love those guys! Diverging from the theme... The Shacklefords?

Who the fuck is Ray Nitschke? This guy?

Good lord! That's not even Clay Matthews. That's Ian Matthews! And he used to be in Fairport Convention. This is Clay Matthews.

Hmmm....I think I see where you're getting confused. It's the era. The guy your thinking of is named Bronko Nagursky and he's Canadian, not German or Polish. Also, while his name isn't actually Bronko, it isn't actually Ray either.

You're thinking of Clay Matthews, whose name sounds like Ray, but in fact, is not Ray. It's Clay.

That's fantastic. Reminds me a bit of these guys:

In the vein of silly: Here's an offering from Tom Lehrer (this guy's pretty much my hero).

I'm a big fan of the Radio Drama Podcasts. If you're interested in those We're Alive is fantastic. It seems a bit derivative of The Walking Dead at first, but it more than holds its own. The Leviathan Chronicles is pretty good too.

Hi Erg. While that is truly fantastic, I've always been partial to the stylings of one Joseph Spence, and think if this is not the best Christmas song, it's got to be in the running.

This is off The Dandy Warhols album "Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia." The song is called "Nietzsche." Nietzsche, for those of you who are not familiar, was a German guy from Poland who used to play linebacker for the Chicago Bears. I think.

"The thing just decides to go completely sideways at the last moment."

How else is the public going to see any of that loose change?

I've found that Greece helps you swallow the bullshit too.