Makes sense he would dress as an elf, after all, he does have a short attention span.

Funny story. Heard an interview with Joseph Heller about 15 years ago. Interviewer made an asshole comment (albeit unintentional, I think), something along the lines of, 'you never managed to write another book quite as good as Catch-22.' Without skipping a beat, Heller replied, 'Very few people have.'

'Legatron?' That's just lazy and derivative. I think he's earned his own unique nickname. I suggest 'RG4.'

Rather fitting that Tucker would win it for the Ravens, as he grew up a Poe boy from a Poe family.

I'll call with Black Flag.

From Thee Headcoats to Thee Headcoatees. Ludella Black, Holly Golightly, and Kyra LaRubia were the backing band for Billy Childish and Thee Headcoats. Went on to their own success as well. Since they disbanded Holly Golightly has gone on to put out some great work and Ludella Black recently put out a really great, but…

Doctor: Hurry and get the stitches and a needle. One of the players had an terrible accident.

No, this is Lacan during his mirror phase.

Inspired by Jordan Lynch's bold claims on pizza, Barry Sander's immediately felt the urge to text his father that at least he makes better pizza than Walter Payton and Jim Brown.

So last year for Christmas my mom sent me one of those Shake Weights, along with a box of Snickers and a card that read: 'It's time for you to grow into your man's body.'

I'm sure you'll be fine (I have absolutely no reason to think this, or to not think this, but I'm in your corner). Good on you for getting your parents to talk again. And broke France in the winter was fun, so long as I don't remember it too well.

Turns out it was Fox. It was terrible.

Oh my, that's atrocious. I think they did a similar thing with a hockey puck a few years back.

0-30 year-old me deserves a throttling. Think I've been okay since then, except for sometimes. My sister and two cousins (I consider them more as brothers as we lived together on and off growing up) all went to law school and are lawyers. I opted not to go that route (happily) and as an English major it made me…

Looking back on my life I pretty much want to strangle the 18 year-old freshman me. Pretty sure the 18 year-old freshman me would want to strangle me now though. So what's next, more school?

Literally looking at windows. Seriously. Granted they have decorations in the displays behind the windows, but ultimately that's what you're doing (I realize that's reductive, but it's December, you're outside, and it's cold).

So I got you beat! I actually did it in five — had to take three years off. In my final semester I had to fulfill a a 100 level requirement and was in a class with about 10 other people. I was 26 the next oldest student was 19. Didn't much care for that dynamic. Also, sorry you got sick, that's a drag.

My condolences. I dated this girl once and we had to take her nieces downtown to Marshall Fields to look at windows. And I didn't even get waffles.

As was I, they're a fun band. Congrats on graduating. I got through in 8 years, for undergrad. Any chance you beat that?

If you look past their antagonism and their overall weirdness these guys were really quite good. Granted, they're not for everybody, but if you were a fan of the early 80s Industrial Scene and/or the early 80s Synth-Dance scene these guys decided to bridge that gap at one point. The following is what came out of that…