ESPN is reporting that Jameis Winston will not be charged.

I say yes on Jeff Bagwell, but that's only if we're factoring in his ability to literally take a shit at the plate.

Well, this was certainly nice to see. In tribute to my home town, here are a few recordings from Chicago's Chess Records, founded by some Polish brothers. Who would have thought that Poles knew so much about soul? Apparently they knew what they were doing because they recorded some of the best music I've ever heard.

It was at this moment, watching Curry hit yet another three that Hansbrough finally realized how gravity works, that an acorn and a corn are two different things, and most importantly that his doctor was right; that clicking sound in his jaw is TMJ and he's just making it worse.

Sullinger [before taking shot]:

I remember an article on Moss in Sports Illustrated (right around the time Moss was traded to Oakland) where he talks about living in Florida. Apparently he wanted to have a place to live and be alone, so he moved into a retirement community with its own private golf course. I don't think he ever played golf there,…

Thanks for this. I'm a huge fan of Joyce Carol Oates' book On Boxing and recommend it any chance I get. Her section on Tyson in that book is stellar and her boxing writing as a whole stands right up there with the greats (in my very humble opinion). It was nice to see her take a look at Tyson (Tyson's book) some 30…

Reporter: Pete, let's be honest, clearly your success at USC came from picking a pocket or two and keeping collection undetectable, but how do you explain the turnaround you've managed with the Seahawks?

The most effective and appropriate (and really the only acceptable) way to get an athlete's autograph is to be 10 years old and ask.

Ha! I'd love to know, but I'll be content with guessing.

Sure, you could cut his tongue out and make it all stop, but then you'd have to put up with him talking to himself all day.

That's fantastic. This is horrible: my mom would always make my sister and me ramen, but she called it 'lemon,' still does actually. I grew up calling it 'lemon' as I always thought that's what it was called so I still call it that sometimes on accident (as does my sister).

My mother (who is also awesome) came over from Korea in the early 1970s, and speaks moderately decent English. She still struggles at times, but has a good spirit about it, so I know exactly what you mean. I was home visiting a few years back and we were driving, don't remember what we were listening to, but she turns…

In addition to having one of the greatest album covers of all-time, Funkadelic's Maggot Brain is probably one of the best guitar albums of all-time. I think, though I could very well be wrong, that these guys often get overlooked, which is a shame, because they really are something else. Even 40 years after this album…

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Goodell: mmm...Rooney

I'd be crying too if I suffered a pre-game miscarriage.

After watching the Bears game — why do you keep losing Chicago — and Vernon Davis being taken down by his dick, I figure this is as good a song as any for a Sunday night.

Nice to see a guy in a Fred Jackson jersey who understands the complexity of running through a base defense to score.

He also pays 150.00 an hour for this privilege.