That's gotta be the most excited a Browns fan has ever been.

Damn, Roger Goodell charges more for a dance than Tila Tequila.

Thanks a lot for saying that. It's about the only thing I post that makes it out of the gray.

Everyone knows you never bet on red.

Q: Why do you run?

your worst than the cat who killed the trees

Speaking of blowing it...

Careful there Sean, you keep this up and you'll surely run out of material.

Headline in Oklahoma City Journal:

nailed a lady tonight with a pass...

Well that makes sense. Whereabouts?

Good lord, what time do you go to sleep/wake up?

Glad to hear that, Erg. By the way, I owe you one for turning me onto the early years of the Pointer Sisters a few months back.

In other hockey news, Semyon Varlamov is only an anti-semitic remark away from completing the Bobby Hull Hat Trick.

In the vein of Gypsy-Polka-esque music...

AL Central might win this:

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Whether you celebrated Thanksgiving four weeks ago or today or not at all chances are you ran into some family. As is often the case you likely saw some family members you just don't like so much because they're a bit obnoxious. The Fiery Furnaces seem to get a lot of that I bet. I happen to like them though, but I'm…

After Kidd's appeal process, that, combined with the spill, has got to be enough to at least earn him a spot as an alternate on the US Men's National Soccer team.

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