Just had to mention that Lincoln Memorial won, didn't you. Damn you and your East Coast bias Samer!

As a native Chicagoan let me add something that hopefully ends this. I lost my virginity to a deep dish pie down in the backadayards and she was overpriced, tough to get through, and ultimately not worth the fucking effort. I haven't gone near that shit since. Also, New York rates are a fucking steal in comparison.

I've followed deadspin for a few years now and have noticed that the quality of comments has decreased, strangely around when I started commenting earlier this year (you guys are all solid though and I'm happy to come across your posts). I think, from what I've noticed (and I was guilty of this too, is that people are…

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Tex Winter: You know Mike, there's no 'I' in pong.

It's a shame that for as tragic and complex a person Tyson is he's become a punchline (he's of course to blame for some of this). Personally, I think that's reductive. I'm not excusing Tyson of anything, but he was clearly misguided by others throughout his career who knew better and helped turn the career of possibly…

Whoever made that ladder should be hanged.

Not only must it suck to be Mormon, apparently it's expensive too.

That lovely goofball Towa Tei put out some good stuff after leaving Dee-Lite. Always liked this collaboration he did with Bebel Gilberto:

Agreed. I'm just afraid if I watch it again I might not think so anymore.

Good call. Reminds me of watching Hackers when I was in high school. Thinking that movie might seem a bit dated today. Speaking of which 'I hope you don't screw like you type.'

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Italians named Andrea have a history of losing their bearings due to an East Coast bias.

Just put some pressure on it and get off the ice. There's still a game to be played.

I am in the process of making a more normal suit of steel mail, and that I have confirmed can take a sword blow.

Just think of the shit he'll get for having the name William Hayes.

No wonder the Grizzlies are so bad at clock management, they can't even get the timetable of a pregnancy right.

Finally the nation will know which newsman has a stronger constitution.

Would that be the 900 block? And La Boulangerie? You know there's a Dunkin' Donut's a stones throw from there that trumps that joint in just about every way, especially because they do not sell crognets (but hey, given any excuse to use 'crognets' in a sentence, how can you pass it up?).

Then you would know that Unabridged does not sell used books, nor is it on Belmont, so you've nothing to worry about. Also, you live in Lakeview which means you've nothing to worry about.