I'm no longer limited to thinking about baseball statistics while having sex.

"Rob Ford was wearing the bedroom curtains of every mid-1990s American boy..."

How else was he supposed to get the ball around that alphabet of a jersey?

I don't know if Seneca is a good stop-gap measure, he's always been a bit too tragic, but I heard Hammerstein did clear waivers and is waiting for a phone call in the South Pacific.

Here's a fun one of his I've always liked:

I've always thought this was one of their finer numbers:

Taking a page out of the old Pagano playbook.

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Motivated by raw ideology, Jets fans are weird, dangerous.

I've been going to the track since I was about 7 was the youngest person at the track then, and now, in my mid-30s, I find that I'm still among the youngest. Over that time I've witness, what I consider to be, the sad decline of horse racing. The only day of the year I go to the OTB and it's packed is when they run…

For once Jeter received a nicer to-go bag then he gives out.

Two of my favorite odd ducks (for what it's worth) got together and did this...

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David Ortiz's MVP-ness was huge this series.

Here's a rare case where a dental dam could have served as a contraceptive.

I'm shocked they didn't use former Cleveland Brown and NFL great James Browns' most inspiring quote:

There's very little ordinary about having serial killer Daryll Lee Cullum sing the National Anthem at a World Series game. I'd say that's pretty fucking noteworthy.

I've been a fan of Stafford's since he played Corky on Life Goes On. Glad to see he's playing quarterback now. That guy has, what we call in the industry, 'range.'

Japanese picking off the Chinese. Looks like the Sino-Japanese war all over again, again.

Most impressive was they manage to sneak a picture of Big Buff in there without the frame collapsing under his pile-of-cheeseburgers body.