Not quite as long as Lane Frost can ride a bull.

So a 'Fat Saint' is a euphemism for gonorrhea dong?

Why is Tim McCarver high-fiving the guy from Mask?

Greg Oden has another setback, misses entire NBA career, enjoys steady work as actor on daytime television, wins Emmy for portrayal of the third incarnation of car mechanic Mike Kasnoff, know for specializing in muffler repair and having a giant dong.

I never thought I'd see the day where Adrian Gonzalez eschewed the proper spirit of Disney.

Does this make up for NAFTA?

That's actually really sweet. I like that.

I think this is the part where someone mentions that Randy Johnson has a penis too.

For sheer nut-case, this guy has nothing on Jimmy from Elmwood Park.

Puig's celebration was far more Village People than Mickey Mouse.

Seven kids! Miles Davis ain't got no-thing on Mr. Rivers when it comes to blowin' a horn! Freaking psychopath.

Man, Sean Peyton is really upset about that loss today.

Has anyone consulted Brian McCann for a proper ruling on this one?

That's really weird for black female gymnasts to take up football.

The 0-4 Steelers will spend less time shooting pool and playing ping pong, and more time trying to not be 0-4

This does nothing to clarify how to properly use apple cider vinegar in cole slaw.

One thing is clear, there is not an English major in that lot.

Target Field in Minneapolis was funded largely by tax payer dollars. Money that otherwise could have gone into, I don't know, road construction and maintenance. That would have been a good use for the money considering 13 people died from a bridge collapsing on I-35 during this time. I'm not saying that tax-funding of…

The Philadelphia Eagles kind of jumped to the top of that list this year.

I respect the feelings of those who are offended by the team name.