I think the dad is crying because his son bought him a child-size large Andy Dalton jersey.

Also, they're not correctly aligned in the Macedonian Phalanx formation, or even its Hoplitic predecessor, leaving them vulnerable to any backdoor screens.

Shit, I have the same haircut as the Houston bros. Fuck my life.

Mark Sanchez...? Oh, James Mason! Well that's a bit of a stretch even for the Daily News.

Goalie ain't be wearing any pants under them pads.

How dare you eschew the tenets of pragmatism in favor of the post-modern!

Clearly he has no love for the finer things in life. Kokain Mothershed's Mom's Fucking Coke Habit was still an available name in his league last I checked.

A 'By Cracky' would have been gold.

Promises were made. A "Northwestern and stuff...I don't know..." tribute poster to Bob from Niles. Anyone spot it?

The finale keeps that spiral going.

It appears there's been an oversight. Where's Moonlighting?

I'm pretty sure it's all about The U (and Winning Time). Broke sucked. I kept waiting for Robert Kiyosaki to show up and try to sell me his book. What an asshole.

I thought the same, but that's a hallway in the background and the wall makes it look like separate pictures.

I can't speak for Freeman, but whenever I accidentally take Ritalin it's from the stash I bought from my drug dealer.

Not a bad buttfumble, but he is just a rookie. Let's hope for better quality fumbles out of Geno ass by next year.

Oh, those are supposed to be his feet.

Like Hawaii, Australia, Fiji (where they eat children), or that one made of garbage in the North Pacific? Lots of islands, I just need some perspective. I'd go with Australia, I think Mick Dundee would watch something like this just to show us a real cobra.

Brian McCann v Carlos Gomez, Chris Johnson v Jose Fernandez, Brian McCann v Jose Fernandez, Reed Mantle v Carlos Gomez, Terry Pendleton v Chris Johnson.

Thank you, that was amazing!

Yes, but totally wired?