Nice mesh t-shirt.

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose?

Hats off to the mini-cheerleader who gives 100% celebrating this all around failure.

Cant they just kick out the tail lights from the inside and wave their pom-poms to draw attention?

Book or no book, idiots in Dallas will never be able to drive in the rain.

Goose died, not Iceman.

That is actually re-heated Chuck Klosterman.

Seems like putting your pic next to the pile of cocaine you are trying to sell is a little counterproductive.

I'd like a slightly used AK-47 with a side folding wire stock.

Shut it down.

Don't you know you're supposed to put those things in the garbage disposal?

Seinfeld can drive one just fine...

Shouldnt the on/off switch be in the cockpit by the steering wheel?

Or you could just steal the car itself, you know?

Apologies.

That hooker was 16.

Houston?

Great gimmick.

Gotta be quick in this online commenting game, son!

Nobby Apples, indeed my good man.