He bounces a ball for a living. Cut him some slack.

"...After eating, I am off to the bathroom to clean it up..."

She has a HUGE forehead.

GAWKER bloggers always find a way to talk about themselves more than whatever they are supposed to be reviewing.

I grew up in Abilene, TX near Dyess AFB where the very first B1-B was deployed. Got to go on board with my Boy Scout Troop 3.

Jive ass scientist.

'Why do I play this game?'

I dont see any beer in that pic.

Banged every dude on the 86' Orioles.

Livin' by da'sword motherfucker!

Who the fuck is Moreno?

I knew the Coast Guard was in on the chem-trail cover up.

"Not a bad single"

Wow, sounds like a bunch of pussy shit.

You must be kidding.

The blonde has kind of a Laura Linney thing going on.

#1 Fashion Rule: Shoe color should always match the short sleeved polo shirt under your sport jacket.

Nice mesh t-shirt.

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose?