He bounces a ball for a living. Cut him some slack.

"...After eating, I am off to the bathroom to clean it up..."

She has a HUGE forehead.

GAWKER bloggers always find a way to talk about themselves more than whatever they are supposed to be reviewing.

I grew up in Abilene, TX near Dyess AFB where the very first B1-B was deployed. Got to go on board with my Boy Scout Troop 3.

Jive ass scientist.

'Why do I play this game?'

I dont see any beer in that pic.

Banged every dude on the 86' Orioles.

Livin' by da'sword motherfucker!

Yes, because what we need right now is to get bogged down in semantics.

Who the fuck is Moreno?

I knew the Coast Guard was in on the chem-trail cover up.

"Not a bad single"

Wow, sounds like a bunch of pussy shit.

You must be kidding.

The blonde has kind of a Laura Linney thing going on.

#1 Fashion Rule: Shoe color should always match the short sleeved polo shirt under your sport jacket.

Joost Ruempol, you're a dead man.