Hats off to the mini-cheerleader who gives 100% celebrating this all around failure.

Cant they just kick out the tail lights from the inside and wave their pom-poms to draw attention?

Book or no book, idiots in Dallas will never be able to drive in the rain.

Shut it down.

Don't you know you're supposed to put those things in the garbage disposal?

Seinfeld can drive one just fine...

Shouldnt the on/off switch be in the cockpit by the steering wheel?

Or you could just steal the car itself, you know?

Apologies.

That hooker was 16.

Houston?

Great gimmick.

Gotta be quick in this online commenting game, son!

Nobby Apples, indeed my good man.

Just dropped a D.

Thats fucked up, man.

"It's tough for me to believe that a team full of men operating at the very peak of their physical level, who have trained hours a day for years to achieve their desired ends, are still somehow abjectly unable to control their emotions in the presence of a woman who won't listen to them."

Bill O'Reilly gave me that look once.

You stick your dick in tinfoil?

Or just start your car and close the garage door.