Undiagnosed head injury.

Hold.

I almost wish The Royal Tenebaums had never been made after spawning soooooo many insipid imitators.

"Hey man, she swung on me first!"

She looks.....smart.

Doesnt that beat all?

Not missing much.

Ever see the old guy riding his bike in a pink tutu?

Who buys shit on an airplane?

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose??

Are you new here?

"...wasn't sure if she wanted to see him again) so didn't respond to two subsequent texts he sent over the following few days."

There is a kernel of truth in every stereotype.

Because kids suck.

And idiots wonder why they get arrested.

Some of us like those naughty little girl faces.

"Its whatever."

I wouldnt brag about the fact that women are "running" pop music because 99% of pop music sucks ass.

God dude, dont start up with that shit.

Brava for not proofreading your final post.