Just dropped a D.

Thats fucked up, man.

"It's tough for me to believe that a team full of men operating at the very peak of their physical level, who have trained hours a day for years to achieve their desired ends, are still somehow abjectly unable to control their emotions in the presence of a woman who won't listen to them."

Bill O'Reilly gave me that look once.

You stick your dick in tinfoil?

Or just start your car and close the garage door.

Undiagnosed head injury.

Hold.

I almost wish The Royal Tenebaums had never been made after spawning soooooo many insipid imitators.

"Hey man, she swung on me first!"

She looks.....smart.

Doesnt that beat all?

Not missing much.

Ever see the old guy riding his bike in a pink tutu?

Who buys shit on an airplane?

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose??

Are you new here?

"...wasn't sure if she wanted to see him again) so didn't respond to two subsequent texts he sent over the following few days."

There is a kernel of truth in every stereotype.

Because kids suck.