And idiots wonder why they get arrested.

Some of us like those naughty little girl faces.

"Its whatever."

I wouldnt brag about the fact that women are "running" pop music because 99% of pop music sucks ass.

God dude, dont start up with that shit.

Brava for not proofreading your final post.

From the Kim Jong Il After Midnight in the Beet Field Collection.

Id like to get her pregnant behind a middle school.

Athletes and their wives are notoriously classy.

Talk to me Goose...

"And being a black woman you feel you want to protect your man."

They dont have internet.

Not so fast there.

Magnificent bastard.

Mistrial due to the fact that Judge Thokozile Masipa is a Sith Lord.

A few weeks ago John McCain dropped by and Madison expressed disappointment that he was not Bill Holden because she had brought him a V8 bottle filled with Smirnoff.

Ozymandius Jalopnicomicon.

:23 "Fuck"

Comment should be dipped in Funky Juice and placed on the DEADSPIN Mantle of Honor.

Now I know where our politicians and CEO's learn to spin, massage, rearrange, distort and misrepresent the truth.