Basketball ring.

My mom went to Australia and all she brought me was a pound of Semtex.

NEWS FLASH:

People are, for the most part, really dumb.

Rogers cant sell chicken around here.

So the football announcer guy does not understand the complicated dynamics of domestic violence victimization? I guess they didnt cover that at Radio College.

My world is shattered.

You dont even know what a write off is.

"But where does the meat go??"

The problem is that everyone is just like you.

Kenny Powers will be the first customer.

Is it wrong that I hope they meet Patrick Bateman?

Ive seen that look before.

Looks like they are trying to keep a cucumber clenched in their buttholes.

"I feel poopy"

DO you know what "El Camino" means in Spanish?

Oh, so you were trying to say that the TV's dad actually got it the job of being a TV.

Really?

That thing disappeared quicker than an NFL wife out of the bottom frame of an elevator security camera.

The big difference being Seinfeld and IASIP are ,you know, actually funny.