damn, that shines. such a bright shining comment in this gloomy night

That was Good.

God this is thirsty. Just desperately wanting. :D

We did it, everyone

I hope he had the London Broil.  None of that flank steak bullshit!

Cleaned them pipes, though. 

I’m sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter’s corpse you stole those shoes from.

And he didn’t even want to buy a monkey!

This is very inconsequential compared to the Fancy Lad who got on the wrong boat.  Why, he wasn’t really a Cabin Boy at all!

Great write up, but Joe vs. The Volcano is superior to all movies. Period. I’m including star wars in this.

Eh, maybe a little...now describe BRONSON, Missouri...

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

If he could see my hands right now, He’d be horrified.

Well, you know...George Washington had slaves, so it was probably a bit easier for him to find that elusive work-life balance.

I don’t think “Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale” is a dig at Huckabee-Sanders’ appearance so much as at her role as a willingly propping up a regressive administration through propaganda re-education? (Especially with the Pence line to follow-up.)

#peetoo

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks the guy behind the counter, “You got any Chapstick?” The store owner says, “Sure. You wanna pay for it now?” The duck says, “Nah, you can just put it on my bill.”

James Dean died young. Luke Perry doesn’t have the same luxury to avoid the aging process.

Fred Gwynne was the best part of the film. He had a really good run of roles, right before his death.

Both of them look as if they are stars on a Soviet soap opera from the early 80s.