I’ve never allegedly choked a woman. Does that make me Better than Ezra?

Phil Collins just got a notification.

Apparently we’ve ‘Jumped the Pope’

Isn't this the time for Ruth Buzzi to hit Robin with a purse as we cut away to Goldie Hawn winking into the camera?

I look at those 10-peice $40 sets at Barnes&Knoble and realize I'll never be a real incel.

I always wanted ODB to become some sort of superhero/villain. 

Then you must not listen to many modern rap artists that brag about kilo after kilo of cocaine sold on the streets of America.

Nah, all that cash is from under-the-counter meth sales...or is that over at the Dollar General?

Wow, is being Californian now worse than being Black?

Who judges the ‘beer judge’ is what I wanna know!!!!!

Just can’t wait for that bronze Lindsey Buckingham.

I imagine he has a mirror installed in his microwave.

I am sure your view will be judged as harsh, but the 1990's ARE now nearly 3 decades in the past. At best the younger writers can only report these events from an archival place. Still, I think it is good that events from 1993 (25 years ago) are being covered respectfully...and sometimes they jog my own memory of…

I heard she banged Dwayne on a movie set. You sure about this?

What’s Matthew Broderick got to do with this?

BRONSON, MO is probably in the Bootheel near Sikeston...but just a little North of Miner. It’s probably just a few trailers and one cinder-block house. The kind of place where every other yard has a dog chained up in the front yard.

I am hoping “Roseanne” reopens as a Branson Dinner Theater show...imagine all the denim jackets and solid white velcro lace shoes. (is that racist?)

How many times have YOU watched me in the shower OmnipotentBabyAlienJesus...huh? Weirdo.

He’s transforming into Nicholas Cage right before our very eyes...

I am afraid I can’t wear that pin on my lapel.