But It Follows would walk 500 miles
And It Follows would walk 500 more
Just to be the monster who walks a thousand miles
To murder you at your door

I don’t think it’s so bad. It’s got a very Eastern European mafia thing. Whatever floats his boat.

I dunno, I think Richard Donner managed to pull it off, too:

Oh boy. This is the song (and the band) that chased me out of Christian music. There were actually a lot of good acts and bands in the 90s, and a wide variety of musical styles to choose from.

I come from a big christian music town, and for all the people over, say, 40 who do that, U2 hit them like a ton of bricks. U2 WAS a christian act as far as they were concerned — expressly religious, singing about moral issues, etc. Evangelicals ate it up. I couldn’t possibly care less about this ridiculous band or…

To verify it’s provenance, they had to dust the guitar for prince.

It means the film is carried by two performances for most of the movie.

Captain America is in Wakanda for justice! The Captain is woke AF!

Sadly though Mickey Rooney died before he could play the Yakuza boss in this one.

Or replaced him with Joel McHale, the rich man’s Ryan Seacrest.

Jesus, you’re tiresome

Either your cat is broken or you actually have a dog.

If they were any more deceptive in their practices, these scammers would be running a record label in America.

Thank you for this approach to Prime.

So you’re saying a buddy cop movie with Loki and Killmonger is in the works?!

The best stuff still holds up. But it’s even more impressive to me is that music like this was playing on Top 40 radio, that just seems unthinkable now.

It should be a prequel. A young William Wonka fights in the Vietnam war, loses his mind after wiping out a village. Adopts a whimsical persona. Recruits Vietnamese people deformed by Agent Orange, which turned their skin orange. Opens a candy factory. Ruthlessly destroys any competing candy factories. It’s not a…

*James Hetfield sings St.Anger in prison while Ted Bundy watches from his cell*

so ‘twisted jerk’ is the new phrasing for ‘a couple of teenagers and a half a case of bush light’?