Afraid we will need the services of Dr. Joyce Brothers is this starts to involve Moose or Banana Man.

Please do NOT tell us where you put Captain Kangaroo...

Along his journey he befriends Charly and gives him a janitorial position. Hilarity ensues.

Bugs Bunny>Peter Rabbit

Flash forward to November 2018 when popular baby names for girls includes...De’Borah.

I think worse is the tattooed bro arm she is holding onto in the unseen photographer (really just a protein bro guy who thinks he is a porn director) photos.

Perhaps you live in an America after the Divergence of the 1950s? Then again, Psycho Cafe really does sound like a hip Russian bar you’d see in Blade IV.

Grumpy Cat Synergy

Hey, don’t be giving Kanye any baby name ideas....

Technically a Game Cube release, but.

Killer 7?

Seems like Travis would make a great POTUS. Anyways, I still love this game. A game that you still remember certain scenes from years after the last play through is worthy of some love.

Personally, I’d get up at “Zero Dark 30" to watch such an “Interstellar” actress get a little “Lawless”. Oh, and she is really pretty too.

Don’t come around here no more...

The Bald-Headed DOOM?

Auntie Anne thinks you got this all twisted dawg.

It would be great if this show could end with the entire Jeff Rosenstock song “USA”...or even on reluctantly optimistic notes of “Let Them Win”. Hell, maybe even Protomartyr’s “Don’t go to Anacita” which is one of the most devastatingly astute songs released in the past few years about the political psyche of…

No, Ronan The Barbarian

Whoa! That is a most excellent thought. Party on Dude!

The world needs a Dread Zeppelin documentary