No one wanted to be a “Water Bug”? Them things is full of comic AND super-heroic powers.

Are you trying to get a date or something? Oh, you’re Canadian.

Hmmmmmmm....It is hard to that his sentiment seriously when I see every other truck wheeled by an 18-35 year old Arkansan sporting that stupid Punisher logo and a Rebel Flag. My favorite one so far was the precious red Chevy that had the Punisher logo in 3 places with a sticker that read “You’re Momma said violence…

Seriously? Did you not see Moore’s “Woody from Toy Story” outfits...(now, let your left eyebrow drift upwards as you let out a polite “tsk,tsk”)

Basically these are the guys in the stall next to you who whistle while doing their business in a public restroom.

Jay-Z be trying too hard. He needs to Kevin Gates all this and just talk to Beyonce regular.

Well, this ain’t no “November Rain” that’s for sure...

It was like their ‘Dad Joke’ moment, that campaign.

Well, considering that logo looks like it was created on a Commodore-64 after a raging round of “Battle Chess”....it seems, like, appropriate. 

I just like that BBQ sauce was used. I just never connect San Francisco and BBQ sauce.

Well, the lululemon jabs were kinda spot-on. I do have female friends who get money from their parents (at nearly 30 years of age) who complain about not being able to pay their bills who then post pics about the adorable ($130.00) tights they just bought from lululemon...followed by a pic of them wearing said tights…

I don’t want to go overboard, but here’s the thing: If this were to evolve into a “Santa Escapes from....”, well, gosh darn it, I’d be happy.

All went down in a town called Sheridan, Arkansas pretty recently. I think all of the trials are over.

No telling how much of it rolls into Arkansas in all those Walmart trucks. NWA is the Golden Mecca. We here in The Rock just load an extra clip and carry on.

Thank God this wasn’t a battle over a Soul-Patch. What wickedness would have come from that battle?

Psshhhh....they will recoup at least $450.00 from Redbox rentals here in Arkansas. I’m looking at you...Ash Flat, Arkansas.

It was a parody in bad taste. Here in lovely Arkansas (no, really, except for the meth and other stuff) there was a real-life case similar in which a father slashed the tires of his son’s ex-girlfriend’s family vehicles. He would then magically appear to give roadside assistance...even staying with them at the tire…

Word...almost as good as the “Golden Globe”

Bare butts and junk on dining room chairs just seems...dirty.

Christian Rap is where it it at, my Jehova.