“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

one thing is for certain: The Walking Dead knows how to deliver an intense episode without anyone dying or fighting.

AMC, Scott Gimple and Robert Kirkman can fuck right the hell off after that clown show of an ending last night.

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

As a Poli Sci graduate, i say i are offended..you are bad stupid.

So they studied in a program where the curriculum was a joke? Where they barely attended classes yet still earned a degree?

Oh gods, I can see it now.

Oh sure, April Fools is the only day you give serious responses to stories.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

There’s lots more things you need to know about Trump, believe me. He’s the best, really. The classiest. You haven’t even mentioned his radiant skin; it’s luxurious! And that golden hair. Everyone knows gold is the best. So many things haven’t been mentioned. Sad.

He spent hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars building this awesome machine, and all I can think after seeing that is “would another $3 for a pair of safety glasses have hurt?”

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

But that’s the one world that isn’t ours. We’re not allowed to land there.

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?

Moments earlier...

“It’s also worth pointing out that the demo only offered the man’s perspective, so I hope the final library is less gender normative.”

When is Napkin Wars going to be on? It sounds like a good show.

This one should rank high

I’m hoping this comment section turns into all of our favorite tweets: