Spot on. I know Drew played football in college, and he lived abroad for a semester in college.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

Did you see Sam Bee’s piece on how poor women have trouble affording diapers for their kids? And how Republicans think these women shouldn’t be able to pay for diapers with food stamps? And if you can’t afford to buy diapers, you probably should have thought about that before you went and got yourself pregnant, slut?

Why would they do that when it’s just so much easier to pretend WoC are all sluts who have an abortion every 6 months??

If legislators care SO DAMN MUCH about black and brown babies, they could, you know, address the poverty, lack of educational opportunity, lack of parental leave and affordable childcare options, shitty sex ed and access to contraception and reproductive care, and myriad other factors that actually influence into…

This is what progressive leadership looks like south of the Mason-Dixon line.

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

He would have dropped his second green jacket on the day.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

#NotAllSidewalks

#BlackTopMatters

I found the comb!

Elsewhere in the Galaxy.

Admiral Ackbar: Hey Mon Mothma check out this sweeeet comb I found! Do you want it?

Mothma: Why thank you Admiral! Say, have you heard from the Bothans yet?

Ackbar: Nope. But don’t worry those guys are really good at stealing plans.

Bothan Commander: I’ve got a great feeling about this.

It’s always fucking Frank. He’s the Pryzbylewski of the Bothan spy network.

Bothan Commander: Alright, we’ve got the plans, but this is a tight spot. That’s okay, we’ve been through worse together. We just need to get through this blast door and we’re home free.