Spot on. I know Drew played football in college, and he lived abroad for a semester in college.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

Did you see Sam Bee’s piece on how poor women have trouble affording diapers for their kids? And how Republicans think these women shouldn’t be able to pay for diapers with food stamps? And if you can’t afford to buy diapers, you probably should have thought about that before you went and got yourself pregnant, slut?

Why would they do that when it’s just so much easier to pretend WoC are all sluts who have an abortion every 6 months??

If legislators care SO DAMN MUCH about black and brown babies, they could, you know, address the poverty, lack of educational opportunity, lack of parental leave and affordable childcare options, shitty sex ed and access to contraception and reproductive care, and myriad other factors that actually influence into…

This is what progressive leadership looks like south of the Mason-Dixon line.

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

He would have dropped his second green jacket on the day.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

#NotAllSidewalks

#BlackTopMatters

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

As a Poli Sci graduate, i say i are offended..you are bad stupid.

So they studied in a program where the curriculum was a joke? Where they barely attended classes yet still earned a degree?

Oh gods, I can see it now.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.