The remake of this film was, perhaps, one of the worst films ever made.

And to think the image most people have of San Franciscans is self-important hipster douchebags. Huh.

The NY Giants have Lawrence Taylor AND Phil Simms, plus various assorted other assholes including Parcells, Belichick and Coughlin, easily Top 5.

Drew is 100% Correct.

...Portis revealed his income is $3,500 a month in NFL disability payments...

I think the real news here is that ‘Herman Quirmbach’ is a actual person, and not a professor at Hogwarts.

Much to their Chelgren...?

This is bad news for the Iowans who were relying on the physicists at Stanford to help them perfect cow tipping.

Greg Olsen: “I told you we shouldn’t have let Russell Wilson do a guest verse.”

I am the Semen King

What is a casual boot?

I mean, that would be awesome though. The kid sits the dog and the dog sits the kid and you don’t have to raise either.

“the college you WENT TO excluded”

This. How the fuck do people end up cheering for a college that they have literally no connection to? Looking at you, 98% of Notre Dame fans.

I agree that you didn’t do it right, and I wasn’t even there.

Convincing her of what? Hell if the boner isn’t convincing enough, I don’t know what else I can do to get the point across.

YOU'RE FINE WITH DOG RAPE!?!

They’re a stiff contender.

Song never mattered. Smushing a female body next to me, boner time. Every time.

I need to preface this Pizza Roll story by saying that I grew up a pretty big nerd. Sure, I chased girls, but band girls. I didn’t party, never so much as saw marijuana until halfway through college, and never touched the stuff. Not out of fear, but I was never offered. Anyway...

What the fuck is wrong with you