But Drew, Peyton cannot retire. Peyton must be sacrificed.
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Well, at least the kid from Life Goes On got another gig.
I mean...that’s a promo photo. The radio station CHOSE that to promote their show. Good lord.
Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses
You sass that hoopy Cam Newton? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.
I lived in Upstate SC for a few years and only once have I found a Panthers bar. It was great, they sang the Panthers fight song constantly (which exists!), did Powerade blue jell-o shots after every score and were the perfect mix of loud but engaging. The location of this bar? Denver, CO.
Jerry Richardson looks like someone tried to sculpt Newt Gingrich out of McDonald’s hamburgers.
You gotta admit, that Bojangles commercial is awesome.
Watching a game at University of Phoenix stadium is a lot like attending University of Phoenix – you spend a ton of money on a complete waste of time, and when you tell people what you did they all laugh at you.
Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player
My father took me to an Eagles game in 1977. The Eagles lost. I was 8. He got drunk and drove home to Elizabethtown with me asleep in the back of the, you know it, International Travelall. He got popped in Maytown, PA (stopped in to grab a beer with a buddy; I continued to sleep) by the cops for a DUI. They saw me…
Whoa. People in Buffalo are so jaded, they hate their own moms.
I laughed, at first. Please tell me everyone’s ok so I can laugh again.
William McKinley got off easy.
As a Bills fan this is the article I look most forward to every year, it’s hilarious, accurate, and beautiful. All sad and depressing as it may be for me to read. Then again I suppose I do have the best chances of getting fellatio in the Ralph as I do anywhere else so that a plus.
Drew, I think you mixed up the posts for “Why Your Team Sucks: Buffalo Bills” and “Great Moments In Pee History”
That doesn’t stop Tony in Cheektowaga from thinking we’re going to the Super Bowl this year.
Listen Dave I have 10 reasons why you’re completely wrong about the bills