"DoD's biggest war today in some respects is not against the bad guys in god-forsaken locations around the globe, but it is against the media in the court of public perception/opinion."

How about asking in the comments section on this website? Does anyone have a good hook-up in DC? It's legal to possess now, but you still can't buy it. And I'm too lazy to grow my own.

I find the college player-coach relationship fascinating. How do these old, stiff white guys get these young players to love them? In football and basketball, the players are mostly black, some from really tough neighborhoods, and the coaches are mostly white and millionaires. Yet instead of hating these men who…

Tcheky Karyo is in Wing Commander and The Core. That's a powerful bifecta of suckage.

The Core is the only movie I've ever walked out of. I went full asshole, too; yelling at the screen and stomping out. I'm usually a quiet, respectful guy, but this one killed me. I couldn't contain myself after what they did to a great cast. Aaron Eckhart is actually trying, but you can't even call what Hillary Swank…

Flesh-Eating Bacteria - You get a little scratch on your ankle while hiking, get a fever, and wake up six days later to find out that your legs, right arm, and left ball have been amputated.

Here's my advice: Talk to her friends and family. Don't know her ring size or what style she wants? Her best friend does. Apparently, it's common girl talk topic. Also, family can be a huge help for several reasons. My parents gave me a set of rings from my great grandmother that had a lot of little stones. The help…

I live in DC. During his first season, I saw a T-Shirt that had a Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, Barack Obama, and RGIII montage on it like one of those Three Wolves Moon shirts. That's really, really unfair and really, really ridiculous. No one can live up to that. I thought people saying he was better than Cam Newton…

At least everyone will be warm this winter.

Love the True Romance quote. Walken and Hopper insulting and respecting each other is one of the best scenes in film. By the way, do you know anything about Sicilians?

They look like extras in "The Road," which by the way, had a happier ending than the typical Browns' season. Is Cormac McCarthy from Cleveland?

How many team doctors spent last night in their offices "updating" their records?

This summer, the wife and I hit one of those all-inclusive resorts in the islands. For a hangover breakfast, I ordered two peach daiquiris. I wanted sugar and alcohol. My wife started giggling at me. The waiter (who was stoned at 10 am) just grinned and said, "That sounds good. I think I'll have one, too."

You should watch the 2007 documentary "Please Vote for Me." It's about a class election at an elementary school in China. They tease the girl until she cries and then say she doesn't deserve to be elected because she's a crybaby. The chubby kid who hates pants tries to threaten and manipulate everyone. The police…

Awwww... that's cute... Now, wash that hand!!!

Bjork: Student Athlete Welfare is one of our core values.

He who controls the Spice, controls the Universe!

I keep trying these new beers and I'm glad that local brewers are enjoying more freedom and success, but no matter what, I just don't like most of them. When we hit the local tap rooms to explore great beer, I always find that I prefer lagers, pilsners, and kolsches. It sounds pretty boring, but I just like beer…

Can't. Stop. Laughing. This has gotta be fake.

It's not a coincidence that both Kilmer and Quaid were great as Doc Holiday. It's a simply a tremendous role for any actor. An educated, aristocratic man with a terminal illness banished from his home who has completely given up trying to live by the rules. He's clever enough to insult everyone, only interested in…