I always heard it as "It's like playing cards with my sister's kids." I say it all the time and no one gets it.

Even with minor back injuries, the pain can swing from a dull, tight throb while sitting still to Satan's spiked dildo drilling into your spine if you try to move too quickly. I'm no fan of Romo or the Cowboys, but give the man a chance to recover.

"Guilty Black?" He should have tried "Let's let all the facts come out before we rush to judgement White."