Not just a rich white dude, a PROSECUTOR. That’s basically law enforcement like a police officer. What does a prosecutor have to do to get banned from the mall. There’s definitely more to this story. Looks like his son is a chip off the old block too

Hey Aubrey, if the earth is only 6,000 years old, then how do you explain the existence of Jamie Moyer?

uh, what about the part where she doesn’t want to be called the thing that you’re lauding her for defining

Huh I would have figured he would be good enough to at least be trapped in Turkey or Israel

Just wanted to share that a couple months ago, Westbrook and family came into a Greek restaurant my wife and I were eating at here in Century City. Of course I was losing my mind, but didn’t bother him or stare too hard.

Straight outta Johnstown

“Crime will be gone”

I thought there was a rule that a player was down, even if untouched, if it seemed like he was done trying to advance.

That statement is crazy. The Democratic Party can do what every they like. Any political party in the US is only truly accountable to their members for this type if thing. It wasn’t that long ago, that the nominee was chosen at a convention by secret ballot with the delegates. There were no primaries and you didn’t…

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He keeps quoting Foxandfriends. I didn’t realize we elected them as prez. Not sure if that’s better or worse for ‘Merica.

this is incredibly good. where’s the real Norm Charlatan?

Ha! Check out Princess Leia in the back.. She’s like “Well, SHOULD I?” (she’s got a light saber).

I hate this kind of shit so much

Bruh:

I will tell my roommate that his dead exboyfriend should have just read a leaflet. I’ll call up my childhood best friend and tell her that her brother should have watched a PSA and he would still be alive. I’ll let everyone in my town know that our national reputation from the 90s as a black tar heroin epicenter could…

I am high on baseball and this is amazing:

What an idiot! It’s the Dodgers who need someone in their bullpen right now!

This is not “the once and former Gawker”. This is the AV Club, which was purchased by the same company that purchased the Gawker assets. They don’t share editorial or staff.

hm, looks like this article has reached the Facebook group for snitches and stooges