Joe Buck is really getting good at reading the promos for the new Fox shows.

After everything, all the Tweets, the speeches, the insults, the lies, the horrible policy initiatives, the Executive Orders, the bungled disaster relief, the feuds with Gold Star families, the support for white nationalists, the outright racism and sexism on display, the fraud, the grift, the gross incompetence, and…

Shorter Flake: “Look, pandering to racism was fine when we were just ginning up these goddamn morons to go vote for their betters, but now the fucking yahoos expect us to actually support their dipshit agenda! I’m telling ya, politics ain’t what it used to be.”

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Ty Cobb didn’t spike that guy lol all he did was slide his foot forward in an attempt to push the other guys foot off the bag as it was clear the Red Sox player was trying to tag him out I mean cmon

W is still awful and doesn’t deserve an image rehab no matter how much he disses Trump.

Look, he was clogging up the coachpaths

I like the one that says “Game 7 of the Astros/Yankees Series: It’s Not on Fox, That’s Reserved for Kansas vs. TCU, it’s on Fox Sports 1 or Some Shit, It Doesn’t Matter, Nobody’s Covering It Anyway”

Put in its full context, the players’ question was not insulting but equally disturbing:

“I think I’m an alpha.”

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

In my experience, you say, “Hey dipshit, I can puke in the restroom or I can puke by the soda fountains. At this point, I don’t give a shit anymore.” And then the 16-year-old cast member calls security and you’re banned from California Adventure.

people like dogs?

The absurdity of mood jeans, the fact that they don’t detect emotions like anger but instead detect revulsion at jokers, and the fact that it’s all a transparent ploy to cover up that he pissed himself.

Correct. New Mexico has the only good Mexican food in the country. Everywhere else has shitty Tex-Mex or Mission style food that’s basically beans and beef smothered in melted cheese and “green sauce.”

“Sir, it appears that the likable, fun Astros might make the World Series.”

Also, Santa Claus.

Oh man. You just out-condescended a condescending atheist. That’s incredible!

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

All of this info is in the first paragraph.