damnit, that kinda question would cost Tillerson the IQ test

Followed the link just to star this shit.

Look trying to decipher 45’s tweets is a fruitless endeavor but yeah holy shit that Puerto Rico tweet? That’s how I read it too like a “don’t worry about FEMA getting pulled cos you’ve always been living in a dump so it’ll be cool?” He knows PR is an American territory right? Actually I’m really not entirely sure he…

The Tweets are especially mad today, aren’t they?

he believes in money

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

No, it’s passive-egressive behavior. They are shutting women out as punishment for their colleagues’ not being allowed to do whatever they want to them.

should have been exhibit A in the horse people v boat people debate

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

You know, a lifetime ban seems like overkill. Make it a 15-20 year sentence, and let the kid come back and play in the league in say, 2040. He’ll probably be able to stay in the QB rotation then.

tips@jezebel.com

Is there a way to send potential article topics to the site authors? I know old Gawker used to have an option, but I’m not seeing one.

LOL Jimmy Kimmel is full of estrogen! Like dirty women! Who are obviously second-class citizens!

Long-time playoff broadcast (and box score) pet peeve: they list only the player’s PLAYOFF stats beside his name, even though that’s just a small handful of games. Like, Jose Altuve comes to bat and there’s a (2) beside his name, as though he only has hit 2 home runs this year. Why can’t they just combine these, or…

The Haughty Dipshit should be survivor-pool style, no repeats. No Mushnick, no Shank. I want new faces to hate!.

It CAN be a noun, sure. Usually used when discussing animals. Not humans, since we have a handy word for a female human - woman.

Woman:noun

HE DOESN’T KNOW.