Silly question: how is it decided that some stories merit a headline, while others, like this one, have just an image and a lede graf?

Assuming LeBron only cares about championships at this point (which is a fairly safe assumption) AND that Kyrie cannot be convinced to stay (far less safe, but let’s go with it), the fun guesswork is projecting where the hell LeBron could go to challenge the Silicon Valley World Beaters.

Gilbert has always been a crappy owner blessed with extraordinary luck.

Says the person who misspelled Oregonian.

Especially considering the reason the adoptions are cut off is 100% due to the sanctions from the Magnitski act. If they are talking about adoptions, they are talking about us lifting sanctions on Russia.

Why is sick in quotes? Why is anything anymore? Can we be done with this whole thing now?

I realized long ago that the people who believe such thin distortions aren’t going to be reached because they don’t want to be reached. The people who can be reached will see this embarrassment for what it is, regardless of Trump crying obstruction. 

Same, but I just go if I get free tickets, and then it’s mainly for the food and beer.

Like you’re leaning closer because you’re too vain to wear the hearing aids you desperately need.

Ooh, we’ve offended the cast-iron people! Ooh, help me! The cast-iron people are coming!

This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

Where are they? Where are the Processniks? Maybe you need to say Sam Hinkie three times to summon them. But I really want to hear them explain how this is good for Bitcoin.

A few reasons why they don’t:

Did his parents send him to Earth from their dying planet named Curveballton?

The West has never been more secure, at least from a military perspective. Our problems are with rising inequality and a citizenry desperate to give their civil liberties to someone who promises to protect them from the nasty foreigners. It’s pathetic how easily terrified we are.

(slightly buzzed) (a little woozy from cigar smoke) (looks up) (light bulb goes off) (starts 2017 season with thatched hairpiece)

Chambers’s interview reads as a salient and too often unspoken critique of the way capitalism has poisoned the fashion industry

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

“You’re dumb and just jealous that you can’t be my friend and also your face is ugly!” -An Adult Man

Wow, that’s horrible.