Sorry about that. I have no idea what the fuck my problem was last night.

Here’s a good article about shootout order:

I made those as a joke. Didn’t think he’d keep them.

His staff probably didn’t tell him, because they knew he would bring it up in the most awkward way.

Anyone else see the irony in Trump telling the gay Prime Minister of Ireland about the pretty Irish female reporter he’s currently ogling?

I can’t wait to see which emoji Anthony and Porzingis are going to choose to accurately reflect their feelings on this matter.

Can I just say how much I love that one of the stories on the cover of Trump’s fake Time Magazine is about the dangers of global warming? Even your own fake magazine is against you!

I know it’s probably a fundraising event, but I love that this thing is sponsored by a Little League. I can just imagine wrestlers going door to door and asking a bunch of 10-year olds if they want to increase their team’s visibility by adding a patch to the wrestler’s tights.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

Also they’re old and fat. Because SURPRISE. Buying a $200k combine with GPS and riding around in it all day isn’t actually hard. Source: am a farmers daughter.

It is, in fact, against the rules!

This is bad base coaching. If he picks up his coach waving him home 20 feet from the bag he’s gonna put his head down and sprint.

Because the officers should be charged with killing two people, not one.

Do you understand the difference between drafting well and three superstars in their prime colluding to join forces in free agency?

I want to hear Hubie Brown talk about fucking.

I’m just hoping that McGregor loses his bearings, gets confused about where he is, and kicks Mayweather in the face, right before being DQ’ed.

Earnest comments like these ruin my appreciation of this satirical series based on a pretend NFL franchise.

Let’s be fair; Tangier Island is pretty far from “the general population.” It’s basically a dying community of Elizabethan Englanders who spent the last three centuries fishing and fornicating on the same spot and mostly letting the rest of the world pass them by. It even has its own recessive genetic disease!

I loved and hated it all at the same time.

Judge may never evolve into the magnetic personality that the league is still desperately searching