Huh, and here I am assuming that a huffington post writer just post someone else’s time as their own.

isn’t throwing shit you found on the ground at other moving shit what childhood is all about?

“I’m not the president of the Yankees, I’m an asshole,” said Levine.

Ya know, I think I know a President who was a guy people could have a beer with...

Marvel Studios Executive: [frantically greenlights Uncle Drew: Battle of Justice Dawn: Guardians Of The Dark World: The Re-Reckoning Of The League Of Time Soldiers]

The correct answer to the question posed is that Marshall McLuhan in Annie Hall is the best cameo ever.

“A myriad of other special activities” ugh our President can’t use the word Myriad correctly.

Trump was having dinner with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe Saturday when news broke that North Korea had launched a nuclear missile.

Could you maybe, I don’t know, tell us what he said?

Bullshit, it was the same childish power play with Gorsuch. Did you see that shit?

“Talk shit get hit.”

So I glanced at your posting history and it consists almost entirely of you kvetching in Deadspin about how you just wanna talk about sports, though you occasionally seem to post on other Kinja boards (that you presumably like more) *about how fucking much you hate Jezebel and the ‘Far Left’*. I’m sure the other…

Much as I agree with the decision, shouldn’t the judiciary be the one branch of government *not* thinking about public opinion when they do their job?

Dude PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let be because Trump demanded he get bronzed and introduced him to his “makeup artist” and this is going to lead to leaks of who this “artist” is and we can all have one more glorious breath of laughter before sobbing again

CONSPIRACY THEORY:

The Art of War by Sun Tsu

Marky Mark: “How bout them apples?”

GRONK: “Apples? I love apples. My mom cuts them into little slices and then I watch cartoons.”

The fuck ...?

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!