wear it on your head or give it to a dog, this bisexual gender-nonconforming polo shirt will unlock the prison beneath the sands of time and burn away your past with balefire

I am not a sorority sort of person, but it irks me to no end that sororities are not allowed to serve alcohol at their parties, and in many cases must partner with fraternities of they want to have alcohol at an event.

The beauty part of the set-up for this mess that Schilling created for himself is that the initial question from the Fox Bidniss Lady was a softball for Curt to defend an entirely different set of remarks by Donald Trump that revealed him to be a sexual predator.

“Baseball wants to know why its ratings aren’t what they used to be, and why it’s having trouble attracting kids?”

It would be pretty awesome if they’d put the games on broadcast television once in a while, too. My sons both play little league and love baseball, but we don’t have cable.

Let me enter old-person mode for a second here.

Except that it’s not. It’s preventing him from even making this a close election. For the millionth time, who the fuck cares what his base of cultists say?

Well, my opinion of Trump has just done a complete 360 after hearing this.

I’ll watch this eventually and will likely enjoy and appreciate (at work now so I cannot) but can I selfishly and petulantly ask Albert to write recipes again

Ugh, it was an awful flight. There was a baby crying, they ran out of V8, and this guy in a lumpy suit grabbed me by the pussy.

Relevant Mitch Hedberg joke (at the beginning of this clip):

I’m curious. As a matter of course, is the “Deadspin Staff” tagline used when none of you are individually willing to sign off on an article but it has to be published? I’m picturing Marchman trying to feign such excitement and literally gagging as he types it.

“And He said unto them: ‘Go forth and make that money!’” -Mark 16:21

I grew up in a very Conservative area of Virginia (you know where Eric Cantor was voted out for not being conservative enough? I grew up there). I have heard it ALL about Hillary Clinton and I’ve come to this conclusion:

Assuming you posted this specifically for me, Samer—thanks.

We don’t have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn’t rush. They’d be allowed to go at their own pace.

The way Chelsea Manning has been treated is vile and it is sad that public does not care. So many have forgotten what she released and saw, she saw innocent civilians being killed on purpose and people being tortured, yet the people in the videos have not been punished. US can lecture the world on human right…

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

And here’s Mike Pence on Pussygate:

They would kick his fat ass.

She lost me when she compared it to growing squash. Fuck squash.