damn i deserve this so much thank you

Finally Clark Hunt’s finest hour since firing Carl Peterson: becoming a “Marine Todd”-esque meme.

It’s hard to play any sport well when you’re achin’ from fuckin’ too much:

Legal duty, I assume they mean.

I get the feeling that electing judges might not be the best way to select objective arbiters of the law.

Why is that parenthetical phrase sitting between the adjective and the word it’s modifying?

More like Diatribe Schilling

No, we definitely don’t.

and that jersey will be of a white tight end or a fullback

Guys, add “team spirit” as another thing more important to old white men than black people being murdered. Mark it on the board.

From what I gather here, he’s gonna be watching you. Now that makes me want to watch you too. I’ll be watching.

I wonder if he stood there waiting for one of those miracle moments when the judges reverse the elimination results. You know, a reprieve.

5. Dial switch located on the cord.

I’ve cried when my Mets have given up homers before, but not like this.

Yup. “All Lives Matter” was specifically made by racists to shut up the Black Lives Matter movement, so when you quote racists over people in your own community, they’re gonna remember that.

Everything correct he said about his son is going to be disqualified by those magic words of “All Lives Matter” right?

Bob Dole. Jesse Jackson. Limbaugh. Hell, Tiger Woods.

this is for the people that didn’t know they needed to see Mark Davis’ hair on Sheldon Adelson’s head.

That’s really not true and neither Shelby nor Holtzclaw mentioned in a comment threaded below have been targeted unfairly; all police officers should be treated the way they have (carefully--in order to lessen the chance of a successful appeal after conviction--but with an eye towards actual justice). Here are some…

AP injured, à la carted to the locker room