A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

God, I loved that bit more than anything ever on Deadspin. Hilarious? LIKE NICHOLSON GIVING POLANKSI A ROMAN HELMET! Sexy? LIKE NICHOLSON GIVING FAYE DUNAWAY A ROMAN HELMET!

I miss Greeeeegggggg

I really miss Robert Evans spot from this column. He should be brought back.

It seems pretty basic that at this point in the league’s history they should have full time officials (like in other sports) who spend their time in between games studying film and doing whatever is necessary to improve their skills.

But Ms. Nuzzi isn’t a candidate. She’s not even a surrogate for a candidate. This is more akin to Adams dropping by the offices of the Pennsylvania Gazette and telling everyone to drop dead.

These colors don't run, but they sure are sensitive

This is such a strange, uniquely American idea. It’s not The Military Anthem. It’s not The Troops Anthem. It’s the National Anthem. It’s for all of the people. It is not profession-specific.

But it wasn’t the New York Post that’s dumping the responsibility on Huma for being a working mom. It’s the Washington Post that’s doing that.

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

Here in Seattle a 10+K’s in a 2 run loss is called “The Full Felix”.

“Like Uber, but for cropdusting strangers.”

“Revolutionize your communication. P(b)ITCH: the app that calls people ‘bitch’ at a frequency too high for human ears.”

Be sure and hit up TheSlot.Jezebel.com

Santa sold that stunner better than anyone ever did. Feet off the ground and everything. What a sell.

1. You don’t know my life

Bailey originally approached my team, the Syracuse Orange, to pitch the “Who’s Better Than Us?” concept. They mutually agreed to scrap it when he couldn’t come up with anything that rhymed with Western Kentucky.

Sandia & Los Alamos want a word.

I don’t remember whose idea this was originally, but I don’t see it here yet:

Typical herb post