Hats off to Drew Magary for popularizing the “blue sweater tied around the waist” look

Aiden is the new John. Now we have to refer to protitute customers as Aidens. Women will write dear Aiden letters. It’s a stupid fucking name. Stop it.

Jared Loughner wounded a sitting congresswoman and killed a federal judge. Things won’t change unless people demand it and refuse to shut up until it happens.

My daughter and I have a bad (?) habit of assigning names, jobs, lifestyles to every animal in our vicinity. She once saw a little fat brown bird and told us he was going to work, that he was a business sparrow and he filed things. She then designed business cards and a costume so that she could be said Sparrow for…

i looked up Suits, seems like that’s what goes on in it. that’s my Suits joke, enjoy

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Yeah, I’m not really thrilled with the reinforcement of the idea of women’s bodies as an “embodiment of nature” more than men’s bodies. The woman-as-nurturing-earth-mother-figure is not necessarily feminist. When it’s used to suggest that women are fundamentally different from men—more nurturing, more connected to…

“That’s what I’ve been saying for years!”

“Huh, Burneko sent me a 30 year old Atari 2600 ‘ET’ cartridge, an unopened box of Count Chocula cereal, a copy of The Sotweed Factor, and a note reading ‘By the time you receive this, it will already have been done.’ Again.”

“Curt Schilling looks like a pile of rocks that came to life.”

This is actually a genius diversion on the part of the Padres. Cardinals fans will have no idea what to do when they find out that the guy stealing signs from them is kind of a cop.

That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.

Michael David Smith ‎

It’s not a total loss. Jim Nantz gave Hinkie his necktie.

Half of the pages were left blank in anticipation of future, better words.

are investigating a possible case of excessive force

You forgot hockey ball

No. Definitely not. No current team name is worse than the Washington football team.

Not to mention he had the 3 peak years of his career stolen from him by the US Goverment.