like him or not, you have to admire moffat’s commitment to lying about stuff and deliberately provoking the fanbase for the show 

The top grossing film of 2023 was Barbie, dude

It’s a pretty faithful adaptation, though the characters are more like characters in the show, and not just mouthpieces for exposition

“monsters!”

It’s not remotely Irish, so probably not? 

You just plug in their respective names for “users,” as those are the only users they care about.

Except I guess the part where they’re literally RNs governed and accredited by nursing bodies? They’re literally nurses who prescribe and refer and provide primary care.

Nurse Practitioners certainly can, and are often used for primary care in rural or otherwise remote areas where you wouldn’t get a regular physician. Scope of practice varies by location, but prescribing controlled substances usually needs some additional education and certification

There was an *actual* three year time jump known as “the passage of time” between the movies, during which the young cast presumably did a bunch of growing up. Why would anybody need this explained or justified?

and that’s been the case for a long time now. it’s a systemic issue that will persist until the whole network is sold off and dismembered for parts.

on some level, this is probably because editing is no longer a thing at any of the Kinja outlets. most of these pieces seem to get a single look over before the author hits “publish,” as anything else would slow down the churn of content. the writing itself hardly seems to matter anyway, as all anybody needs to do is…

Or we do have access to the same services but Canadian licensing deals mean that what you’re looking for simply doesn’t exist (Babylon 5, I’m looking at you)

Almost as if this was just a lazy Twitter scrape

sorry, all we’ve got are 180-min ordeals. do you want a hair shirt with your popcorn?

In some ways it looks woefully generic, but I’m hoping that it’s just to draw in the punters who would be put off by a show that went all-in on Fallout’s sardonic, goofy retrofuture.

Would also accept:

It would certainly be impossible to make a better Borderlands trailer, in any event, though I am a bit mystified by a Roland who is the same height as Tiny Tina

I have my fingers crossed for a truly epic feast on the scenery. 

the best hope for this, uh, this “film” is that it’s an “everybody having a blast slumming” movie and not a “eli roth knows what you did and he’s calling the chit in” movie

“crotch robot” is actually pretty high praise for claptrap