That Chris Cunningham Bjork video was ahead of its time.

What if we were able to implant the idea that he COULD carry a movie right in the very core of your subconscious?

I like the original title, ‘69, I prefer ‘69. It just feels better on the tongue.

I’ve never seen *any* of Steve Harvey’s FF other than the clip I’m about to post, but really, I feel like it has to be the apex of the show and everything else would be a let down after this:

When those crazy Steve Harvey moments work well, it’s because they’re unexpected and weird. When almost every survey question is designed to get answers like “Ass, Boobs, Penis, Butt sex” etc... it just feels so manufactured for viral clips, and can get really old. The early Steve Harvey years were pretty great, but…

Bottled Hershey’s is high-fructose corn syrup with coloring. Pay an extra dollar and you can get the sugar version instead.

This is why Al Gore invented the internet.

That tower in the middle is most definitely a dong...it’s textured and has a perfectly shaped head. The rest, however, are just towers.

Hannity knows the real reason Obama has a prominent vein there.

This tower?

He does. It’s just a little less spermy.

If you look at photos of Obama, though, he’s got a prominent vein in his left temple right where the “sperm” appears. It’s just a rendering of how that part of his face actually looks.

I’m not going to lie. That does look like a sperm. I love the painting. It’s easily the most interesting and creative presidential portrait. I would love the painting even if it weren’t Obama. That may, however, be a sperm. Artists are strange.

Prior to clicking the link, I thought this was going to be an expose on Shannon being a cocaine fiend.

Glad I’m insanely wrong!

I wanted another Black Dynamite tho

ahh so they’re going the full fred williamson route? that makes sense, in black dynamite’s metafiction, black dynamite is played by all-star running back ferante jones after all.

Stunning is the word. I spent so long sitting there gibbering, “Wha...did I jus...who the fuc...huh...what idio...I can’t...how did this...why...are you seeing this...I’m...there are no w...WHAT?!” etc. that my wife thought I might actually be having a stroke.

500 word “comment” on a 200 word article.

I can see you respect Soderbergh. A lot. Jesus...