But I can still buy a wife from Russia, right?

"Tim Riggins" is actually a sub-rating on the Kinsey Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale for otherwise heterosexual men.

I have no problem with this.

Strange that you have to be approved, but here's your approval.

"Tiffany. The moment you joined me and Ashley in our pursuit and love of all things Good and Holy and Lit-Up With Joy and Effervescent Life-Affirming Stuff, I knew you were different. I could see the way you twitched that Tight Little Ass, the way you smiled over your shoulder at Me when you were on your knees. …

What is this, some kind a Girl Scout meetin' or somethin'???

I'll homeschool my children as long as Rick Santorum will promise to pray the resultant alcoholism away.

Why in the world would you want an even marginally electable person nominated by the Republicans?

Seems totally worth it - think of the payoff if it works out! All that money! All the free shit even though you're super rich! The thousands of new Twitter followers! Plus, celebrity rehab facilities are so much nicer than regular rehab facilities. And! You won't even have to pay for it, parents! Your kid is…

I AM STILL KICKING OUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING JAMS via youtube.

I know that it's stupid that I was so irked by "allegedly influential 60's band MC5," but I was really irked by that.

I haven't spoken to her in years. But he's pretty tall.

In all honesty, that dude is pretty awesome.

You're welcome! It really is fantastic.

Norah Jones just did that amazing album with Danger Mouse and Jack White! It's called Rome. In my opinion Norah Jones is just getting better.

What about leather pants?

You know, I had a go with all this "spicing up our sex life" junk with my wife after our first kid was born. Man, I tried it all: sensual massage, flowers for no reason, renting hotel rooms for a quiet night away from the kid. That shit didn't seem to be working, so I decided to abandon subtlety and make my…

It is not unimportant that the Post is also owned by News Corp.

AJ Daulerio Is At Some Point in the Foreseeable Future to be the EIC at Gawker Instead of Here DUAN:

Oh, I know, I was just using your comment as an opportunity for clarification.