I doubt it's a matter of him feeling like it, he probably just doesn't have to shave that often.

We get it. You guys really want to find that midget.

Jesus, it's like he was born for putting back missed bunnies.

BALK!!!

Fucking Cano, man.

I think she means they were jerked off. The street, that is.

Also, mustaches.

I'm a few days late, but I didn't really see anyone else address this;

This could have all been avoided if she'd just used more appropriate terminology! "Vagina" is just so cold, clinical - kind of icky, right?

WELL THEN WHY AREN'T YOU ON MY LAP?

I'm no bully. I'm the boss.

Everything you do and say is awesome.

Now now. Don't you worry your little head.

I GOT A CAPITAL LETTER I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE HEYOOO.

Listen, I have three women bosses, and they're the living WORST.

Unless you get a vegan fart in your face.

What about peeing in the shower? That's totally fine, right? Fun fact: urine will help with athlete's foot.

I didn't know a male Drew Mcgary existed.

I fucking KNEW I shouldn't have trusted that Gorton's fisherman.

My mother was not in the military, and I was also not breast fed. I believe that she did not breast feed me because she knew, just like the rest of you do, that it just made her look like she intentionally had sex.