a two-point conversation attempt delayed by penalties

Since you asked, Leonard Floyd also got called for a bullshit personal foul for legally tackling someone earlier in the game.

I’m Mr. Sorry I Couldn’t Help Overhear and also Mr. Extrapolating Single Game Stats Over a Season Is Not Smart. Any comment I had is answered by my name.

Hi, I’m “Just wanted to point out” guy: OBJ also threw a long TD pass last year. That made him the best quarterback on the team by a long way, which may have hurt his overall yardage as well.

My MAGA-hatter assistant, Mr. Pedant, asked me to say you have to be healthy enough to play.

Hey Well to be Fair Guy, it’s Posting in Wrong Article Guy,

Hey Actually Guy, it’s “well, to be fair Guy” here.

Hey, it’s me again, Actually Guy, dropped pearls of unrequested and questionable wisdom.

The fact that this sanctimonious blowhard is on TV bitching about this is rich given that he carefully cultivated and monetized his college image while being a terrible failure at everything else he’s tried to do professionally.

I’ll take a stab at it. I’m not going to watch the video, but whenever he appears you get the gist.

First I go home and make love to YOUR wife 

Bruce, you’re out of here!

“I think people like Edward Snowden, Chelsea Manning are heroes,” she said. What a breath of fresh air!!

Today on the surreal public affairs program The View, Pamela Anderson, most recently an outspoken supporter of Julian Assange and a woman whose politics are actually quite good,

So I didn’t get this joke for over 20 years. I loved The Tick as a kid, but I just accepted that American Maid was her name and she had a flag theme and I never thought about it any deeper than that.

Screen name checks out.

American Maid.

This gets me every fucking time.

Oh jeez - reading quickly I thought somehow the rapey grey-dicked Steelers QB was somehow involved....