This was, and I’m just trying to be helpful here...not funny.

Give it to me, GiveItToMe!

I’m in a doctor’s office and didn’t watch the video. I honestly can’t tell if that is an actual transcript or if you “channeled” Trump and made that up.

Well said, chum! The mistress of peace, justice and projectile stilettos should be an example to us all.

“THE HELPINGPEOPLE TICK’S MIDDLE NAME IS REALLY SUSAN!”

+1 pitcher with a face on it

He looks so dumb trying to outsmart the deposition lawyer. He can’t remember details, and then suddenly he does. The clips of him are “too edited” and he doesn’t know his own context. Whatever, man. Keep shuffling those papers as if an answer that will not make you look bad will fall out. And next time put on a…

Sir, with all due respect, this is exactly why you should be a member of Congress.

uhhh Devin....That’s not a sexual act. Well, maybe some are into...oh...nevermind

What a thing. Referencing What If?! A book that when I was reading it 30 years ago no one else in HS knew what it was. What a thing.

It’s Rand Paul...I’ll believe it if it actually happens.

Thanks for the answer. Mr. Stone must fall into the “not enough interest” category”. Can’t imagine why.

Once upon a time I worked in a bookstore. Then, new books were typically released every Tuesday. Has that changed?

You’re on a roll! :D

“JOIN THE TRIUMPH OF THE SKIES!” guy is a person known as the “Tomato Troll”. It’s best to ignore him.

Why is Kinzinger, who votes with trump 98% of the time, against LGBTQ rights, against Obamacare and against net-neutrality, being used as the voice of reason?

Do you happen to know if they play the national anthem before WWE events?

2 gallons of Fall Sangria in my boyfriend’s car. Fall Sangria is basically apple cider, cinnamon whiskey and diced apples and pears. It smelled kind of nice at first, and then the apple cider spoiled. I guarantee you’ve never smelled anything so rank. He had to rip out and replace all the carpet. I have yet to live…

Hi. Military vet here. Kneeling during the anthems doesn’t offend me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

One protester walked with a tray of high-protein snacks and condoms for her fellow marchers.