(That is to say, the right is not getting better at comedy and literally nobody is nervous about their appalling attempts at it.)

If someone just up and asked him “What would you be willing to give to a country in exchange for them opening an investigation into your political rivals to help your 2020 political fortunes?” the only answer I know for a fact he wouldn’t give is “Nothing, because that would be unethical in any event and especially…

Why was it removed? The answer is simple:

2 1/2 years in and it still boggles my mind every fucking day.

...ever since I got overwhelmingly elected in 2016, 223-306.

It premiered when I was a senior in high school, I think, and I remember thinking it was kind of funny at the time.

Then came the episode where Peter trips and barks his shin on the concrete, and spends a full minute or more rocking back and forth, clutching his shin, making “Ahhhh. AAAAAAH” noises, and I realized Seth…

Eh. As long as he’s not holding Rick and Morty up as a genius paean to the misunderstood value of nihilism that only true intellectuals can fully appreciate, I’m down. I kinda dig the show myself, but I’ve never felt the need to storm a McDonald’s for Szechuan sauce, nor do I think I’m particularly erudite for…

Many people are saying that the reason Jim Jordan helped cover up sexual abuse in the wrestling program at Ohio State is because he participated in that abuse.  I don’t know anything about it, but it is something many people are saying, that Jim Jordan committed numerous acts of sexual abuse at Ohio State.  I don’t…

Please make a script to have this posted in every blog, because it is never a bad time to point this out.

good time to point out that Joe Ricketts is trash

Carpet bomb the memes.

Well, it’s coming from early reviews, many of which mention that this story- not all R-rated superhero movies or all violent action movies, THIS STORY- touches on topics that lean a little close to real world violence that has already happened. Is that reading too much into it? Is it accurate? We don’t know, but a…

Movies have been made about bad guys before and dumb, young, white, males have misinterpreted them before.

I mean, this stuff didn’t happen at all when Logan was released and that was rated R and had a ton more violence and it didn’t happen when Watchmen was released and then had an R-rating and also a ton more violence. So I’m thinking that it’s this movie in particular and not, you know, “R-rated violent comic book…

I’m sure this sounds like just the thing fans are clamoring for instead of... Spider-man being... an... Avenger...

You could tell they were Swiss because of the holes.

Scientists: *spend decades raising the alarm over climate change*

“The climate hysteria movement is not about science,” he said. “If it were about science, it would be led by scientists”

“Get excited” is an odd projection there, bud.

I said it before and this reinforces it: the more I hear about this movie the less I want to see it.