(That is to say, the right is not getting better at comedy and literally nobody is nervous about their appalling attempts at it.)

If someone just up and asked him “What would you be willing to give to a country in exchange for them opening an investigation into your political rivals to help your 2020 political fortunes?” the only answer I know for a fact he wouldn’t give is “Nothing, because that would be unethical in any event and especially…

Why was it removed? The answer is simple:

2 1/2 years in and it still boggles my mind every fucking day.

...ever since I got overwhelmingly elected in 2016, 223-306.

It premiered when I was a senior in high school, I think, and I remember thinking it was kind of funny at the time.

Then came the episode where Peter trips and barks his shin on the concrete, and spends a full minute or more rocking back and forth, clutching his shin, making “Ahhhh. AAAAAAH” noises, and I realized Seth…

Eh. As long as he’s not holding Rick and Morty up as a genius paean to the misunderstood value of nihilism that only true intellectuals can fully appreciate, I’m down. I kinda dig the show myself, but I’ve never felt the need to storm a McDonald’s for Szechuan sauce, nor do I think I’m particularly erudite for…

Many people are saying that the reason Jim Jordan helped cover up sexual abuse in the wrestling program at Ohio State is because he participated in that abuse.  I don’t know anything about it, but it is something many people are saying, that Jim Jordan committed numerous acts of sexual abuse at Ohio State.  I don’t…

Please make a script to have this posted in every blog, because it is never a bad time to point this out.

good time to point out that Joe Ricketts is trash

Carpet bomb the memes.

You could tell they were Swiss because of the holes.

Scientists: *spend decades raising the alarm over climate change*

“The climate hysteria movement is not about science,” he said. “If it were about science, it would be led by scientists”

Why, why, why would someone ungray a dude with shepardonafence101 as a screen name?

Unless you have hiv and are planning on fucking the entire public, no, you have no “duty” to tell “the public” or “whomever” shit if you have hiv. Yes, you tell partners. No one else is entitled to know a goddamned thing.

They’re to bribe the grocery store cashier in case he forgets his ID when he goes to buy cereal.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

“And All That Jizz.”

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?