This is such a stupid take.

If Rucker or any of the other three journos in attendance wanted to leak this, it wouldn’t have taken two weeks to come to print!

I believe “off the record” means “we won’t publish this.”

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Pee everywhere.*

Have they tried barking back at the dogs to establish dominance?  Also, hold your coat open to appear bigger.  

I... uh... Tomato? I’m calling Tomato here.

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

Counterpoint: Sarandon is a shithead who told people to vote 3rd party to burn it all down send a message to the establishment. While she was also completely aware that, should Trump end up winning, she would be completely shielded from any of the worst consequences by virtue of her being a rich celebrity who lives…

In the post-game press conference, Cliff Cingsbury was upset over officials’ refusal to stop the game clock after Cardinals first downs. “I know this is a new concept, heck, it isn’t even supposed to happen according to the rule book,” the coach told the assembled media, “but the refs really need to catch up with the…

Maybe the mystery they’re going to solve is figuring out how that clip was supposed to make me interested enough to watch more of it.

Wow that Ricky Gervais cameo ... sure was something Ricky Gervais agreed to do.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Better watch out Trevor you’re on a slippery slope to wishing people had the same basic human rights that you do.

Stop.

So he thought they had given him the starting job, only to have the team take it back? There should be a term for that kind of giving.

Um, I made a masturbation joke. This is Deadspin, after all.

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

What do you think? Must a fan always give a baseball to a kid, even if it’s a walk-off dinger? Or is Mai Tai Guy a hero and an example to grown men everywhere who still bring baseball gloves to games?

I was NOT READY for this episode. Jesus. This show is not fucking around.