How DARE you have a differentiating opinion than his! Don’t you understand you’re supposed to jump on board with this manufactured rage?

Hm. I actually found Neil Sandilands’ performance pretty engaging. It’s a nice change from the bluster that we usually get from the season’s villains.

I genuinely don’t understand both the “forcibly kissed” and “groped” parts of the Franken story. The photo is goddamn stupid, but doesn’t show contact so isn’t groping - fucking insulting and demeaning, yes, but not sexual assault.

Well I’m certainly swelling with pride.

A sore butt with a hurt knee? I remember my first Mardi Gras too, bruh.

“We have these DeLite pizzas with thin crusts and healthy toppings, like grilled chicken and artichoke and..”

“Oh, you have tiny hands! I like so much when man have so tiny hands! Is sexy!”

“He’ll spend the rest of this day at The Greybar Hotel,” he added. (Apparently, that’s slang for prison.)

The only context I had was from what you gave in your original comment.

Might as well throw wives in there, lady, in the interest of being inclusive

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

Don’t forget Marines. Because the quickest way to find out someone is/was a Marine is to call them a soldier.

Perhaps two assholes who never spent a single day in uniform should stop talking for those of us who have.

Well, tell your nephew I said hellooooo.

The Trump Hurricane Relief Response in Four Acts:

These men are heroes. I wore my yellow wristband every day for a year. Did it chafe? Yes it did. Did I take it off? Hell no. I kept it on until they cured cancer. Only then did I remove it.

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

“Working on more adult acting roles”

Seen from another angle: