I get that this is a joke, based on the responses, but I do not understand this joke at all

You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

Hey, remember all the hysterical tantrums because Obama very occasionally took a vacation? All those people are going to be furious and outraged about this, right? Right?

he was a thief

It’s punt, not bunt Coach Leach. You want to punt less.

That is pretty much every group of fans and the case for pretty much every team that hasn’t consistently been competitive for the last couple years/decades.

Playing fair makes us liberal/progressive. Abandon that and we have nothing.

That’s no moon. . . .

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

We’re talking about people who feel like now that Trump has been elected it’s legal to say Merry Christmas again.

Oh shut the fuck up. No one is saying it’s illegal to do, they just can’t do it at work, just like you can’t get hammered off your ass at work even though alcohol is legal.

Chipotle burrito taken to its natural, digested conclusion. I laughed out loud and scared the dog and the husband. This may be the best one yet.

Everybody talks about this.

Oh no, there’s just as many now even though he’s retired, which is pissing me off. I naively thought I’d see less of his fivehead on my TV once he stopped playing.

Joy is such a disgusting emotion

This is a very interesting article written by a black woman of colour about this movie! Check out these selections from it!

Or you could highlight the Cubs’ injury-replacement pitcher Travis Wood, who homered for the 10th time as a pitcher and the first pitcher to homer postseason since 2008: http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2016/10/08/205467220/travis-wood-replaced-the-injured-kyle-hendricks-and-hit-a-big-homer

Could be:

Sorry for butting in your conversation but I wonder out loud if it’s getting too saturated. I mean it used to be Sunday was the day , then it was Monday night.